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2ni

Garry Sandhu

Je Tu Laavein Makeup Shakeup

If you are obsessed with applying layers of makeup,

Je Tu Laavein Makeup Shakeup

If your life revolves around vanity and makeup,

Aa Mere Vi Favourite 2ni

I have my own two simple preferences.

Shaunk Jatt Nu Avalle 2ni

A Jatt possesses two distinct, unorthodox passions.

Ik Bharmi Daadhi

First, a thick, well-groomed, and dignified beard,

Dooje Blunt Ne Shoe Ni

Second, the premium Blunt footwear I wear.

Ik Bharmi Daadhi

Specifically, a full, traditional beard,

Dooje Blunt Ne Shoe Ni

And these signature Blunt shoes I favor.

Ik Bharmi Daadhi

The pride of a well-kept beard.

Ho Baari Barsi Khatan Gaya Si

I traveled away for twelve years to build my fortune,

Khat Ke Leyandi Gaddi

And returned home with a high-end luxury car.

Ho Baari Barsi Khatan Gaya Si

Spent a decade abroad striving to succeed,

Khat Ke Leyandi

And brought back the rewards of my hard work.

Ni Mind Game’an Tu Kheddi

You spend your time playing manipulative mind games,

Ho Putt Jattan Da Khed’da Kabaddi

While the son of a Jatt stays grounded by playing traditional Kabaddi.

Ni Mind Game’an Tu Kheddi

You are focused on playing emotional games.

Jinne Tere Shopping’an De Bill Nakhro

The exorbitant amounts you spend on shopping bills, girl,

Unne Vich Hundi Saddi Chill Nakhro

Is exactly the budget I need to enjoy my relaxed lifestyle, girl.

Jithon Eh Karaunda Munda Khat Allhade

And the expert barbershop where I get this beard styled, darling,

Ohvi Kehda Karde Aa Dhill Nakhro

They are professionals who do not compromise on quality, girl.

La Dinde Patandar Rooh Ni

These artisans truly pour their heart into their craft.

Shonk Jatt Nu Avalle 2 Ni

A Jatt has two legendary obsessions.

Ik Bharmi Daadhi

The grace of a voluminous beard,

Dooje Blunt Ne Shoe Ni

And the style of my Blunt brand shoes.

Ik Bharmi Daadhi

That thick, styled beard,

Dooje Blunt Ne Shoe Ni

And these exclusive shoes.

Ik Bharmi Daadhi

A perfectly maintained beard.

Je Tu Peeve Mehngi Champagne

If your luxury standard is drinking expensive champagne,

Aithe Chah Naal Chalda Kadha

I prefer sticking to my traditional, healthy herbal tonic with tea.

Phir Pata Ni Chalda Kadon Hon Tarkala

In this laid-back lifestyle, one loses track of the sunset.

Phir Pata Ni Chalda Kadon Hon Tarkala

Time slips away without us noticing the evening transition.

Phir Pata Ni Chalda Oye

You truly lose track of time entirely.

Almari Meri Dior Naal Bhari Allhade

My wardrobe is stocked with high-end designer Dior, sweetheart.

Tere Jatt Di Addition Vi Khari Allhade

The unique personal collection your Jatt has is equally impressive, sweetheart.

Hoodie’an De Naal Rang Match Karde

I meticulously coordinate my outfits with my hoodies,

Kothi Lv De Shoes Naal Bhari Alhade

And my home is filled to the brim with Louis Vuitton shoes, sweetheart.

Bhavein Poor Li Ehna Naal Khuh Ni

You have enough footwear to practically fill up a deep water well.

Shonk Jatt Nu Avalle 2 Ni

A Jatt keeps two very unconventional interests.

Ik Bharmi Daadhi

A dense, well-groomed beard,

Dooje Blunt Ne Shoe Ni

And these premium Blunt shoes I own.

Ik Bharmi Daadhi

The pride of my beard,

Dooje Blunt Ne Shoe Ni

And my preferred footwear.

Ik Bharmi Daadhi

A truly masculine beard.

Ho Baari Barsi Khatan Gaya Si

I went away for twelve years to seek prosperity,

Khat Ke Leyandiyan Pipe’an

And came back with these high-performance exhaust pipes.

Ho Baari Barsi Khatan Gaya Si

Spent time abroad earning success,

Khat Ke Leyandiyan

And brought the results back with me.

Si Saanu Chhad Pehlan Turr Gi

Since you were the first to abandon our relationship,

Hunn Kahton Vekhdi Snap’an

Why are you now checking my Snapchat activity?

Si Saanu Chhad Pehlan Turr Gi

You were the one who walked away from me initially.